| Sunday, November 11th, 2007 |
| 8:07 am |
dem shitts
i done had dem shitts fer 2 or sumpin years. it done was so i caint get up out dat dang bed what made of close an roks. them docturs done give me a surjry puseejur what done closed up my colun so i cain't get dem there shitts none no more. i done got a belly akin now thoguh. |
| Sunday, March 27th, 2005 |
| 2:17 am |
i done been seen another hole side of the world what been showd to me before! i done thoutgt them winds was god but theys jess holes in time like what done been seen on them moovies! i jess aint knowd what to think no more! everybody done died now! when them horsmens comin sos they can take me an momma! |
| Thursday, December 2nd, 2004 |
| 1:40 am |
i done been readin that for a long dern time an i still caint knowd! |
| 1:38 am |
it done be mystrey ways or mystry wayans? i caint hardly tell no more. |
| 1:29 am |
the good lord done knowd he done workd in mistry waes. cuz soon as i done rote bout dwayne bein berried, them plicemen done come an took dwane to the under toookers. the good lord done knowd he done workd in mistryh wayes. |
| 12:38 am |
i jess woke up on the commode takin a dump! i ain't knowd what i been doin for a long dern time! where momma? dwayne done still need bein berried! |
| Saturday, January 17th, 2004 |
| 5:00 pm |
i done gone kild dwayne withn my dern twelf gayj! i aint seen mamma in three days an i aint knowd what i spost to do withn dwayne! he shure startin to smellin funny! |
| Sunday, November 9th, 2003 |
| 6:33 am |
i reckon i ought to go blow up the kitchen now soze that there evul gone be stoppd fer good like! |
| 6:03 am |
i done think i mite be the devul! when i done eat them mushrooms i done seen how my soul gone turnd black like coles cause how i wont what i caint never have! i done seen how i caint be happy less i gone fight everthang what's good! i reckon i might be gone live ferever! i think god done just tuched my head rite now! |
| Wednesday, September 17th, 2003 |
| 2:04 am |
i done thank i gone be finished with this here jornal for a while! i jess caint keep up with it while i got that new job blowin up animals in the woods! i see yall later! |
| Monday, September 1st, 2003 |
| 6:24 pm |
i done gone to that there hospitul cause them dokturs done said i gone took too much that there dern medisines! they done give me more that there medisines what spose to let me stop takin so much that other medisine! them doktures shur is smart! |
| Wednesday, August 27th, 2003 |
| 5:39 pm |
i done gone walkin the other yesterdee an i done took a bunch of that there medisine! i aint knowd what done happen but i done woked in jonzeburra! i aint knowd how i done git there but i knowd i aint walkd that far cause my dern toe! i done met this nice feller there who done gimme ride back here an he done gimme a coke cola too! i reckon i aint ougtta go on no more walkins no more! |
| Saturday, August 23rd, 2003 |
| 4:22 pm |
i done gone lookin for mamma but she aint no where! my poppa done said them dokturs gone cut her up! i aint knowd why! he said they aint cut her up dead thogu! ifn they gone cut up my momma dead i gone take my twelf gayj aholt that hole dern hospitle! why aint my mamma done told me fore she done gone! i gess she aint wont my dern toe fallin off from worryn! |
| 3:43 pm |
i sorry i aint been wrote nothin in this here jornal yesterdee! i jess aint ben done able to write cause them pills! my toe aint falld off yet but it done started drippin stuff! my mamma done told me yesterdee it gone drippin my branze out but my poppa done sayd i aint got no branze to drip! i done fergot bout them dogs i done shot that day! theys still outside! i reckon i gone git mamma to gone cook em up cause i gone got starvd! |
| Thursday, August 21st, 2003 |
| 9:52 am |
icaint harlly typ cause them msedsine done made aint my brain there i gone backs leep |
| Wednesday, August 20th, 2003 |
| 8:51 am |
i done jess git back from that dern merginsy room at that hospitul! i done had to wait there for 3 dern hours! that doktur done sowd my toe back on! dwayne had to done gone start fitein with that there nurse cause she done wanted to give him a shot! dwayne dont like them needuls! i done got my toe back own but we done aint ben found dwaynes tose! i reckon theys in that hole in my flore! i caint move my dern toe an it done iches! i done wonts to take them there threds out an jess put my toe back own with that there duck tape but that doktur done says i aint shoud done that! he done give me more medisines to take! dwayne gone be in the hospitul room for another day thogu! that boy done lost that mind of his! i jess aint knowd what we gone done with him! |
| 3:07 am |
dwayne done come over here an shot me! i done heard them commys agin an i done lookd out the winder an dwayne done come jumpin in my room! i done went after my twelf gayj but dwayne done git at it first an he done shot me in the dern foot! he done blowd off onna my tose! i done hit dwayne real dern hard own his head an then i shot his tose off too! i done dragd that rascal outside whers he cin jess get eat up by them skeeters for a while! i reckon i needs to done go to the doktur but i aint wontin to done wake nobody up! i gess i jess see ifn i can done put that toe back on with that there duck tape! dern it done hurt! |
| Tuesday, August 19th, 2003 |
| 8:49 am |
them dern commys in irak done blowd up the unitd nashins bildin! god done bout to kill some folks now! yall watch an see! |
| Monday, August 18th, 2003 |
| 11:01 pm |
i caint feel my dern feets! |
| 10:48 pm |
i done took too mucha that medisine agin! i done thogut them commy fagits was after me! i done heard them noises outside my winder an it done sounded like them folks was talkin commy talk! i done got my dern twelf gayj an shot 4 times out that dern winder an i aint heard nothin after that! i done lookd out that winder an i done shot me 2 dogs! theys biguns too! i gess i git mamma to gone cook em up tomorree! them police done drived by but they aint seen me or ida done told em they ougt to watch out for them commys i done heard out there! |